Stuff My Pregnant Wife Says #10 “I can’t wait for my bladder to break. Oops! I mean my water to break.”
Enjoy another post about the one liners I hear from my pregnant wife. Remember, this is for real and not fabricated by any means. It’s basically too legit to quit! Go here to read previous Stuff My Pregnant Wife Says post, especially last one where my wife told me; “Watch out babe! Are you ready for wife 2.0”
The countdown is on as we’re only days away until the due date. This anxiousness for the arrival of our new child is overwhelming for us. My wife is a couple weeks into her maternity leave and is loving it. And so am I! She joked about being wife 2.0 a few weeks back, and well she is iWife 5.0 in my books. With this anxiousness of the arrival of our son, she has been saying some even more random things lately. Unforuntately, I wasn’t around when she said this, but she told me the story a few times over.
She was hanging out with her mother, which probably means they were either cooking or shopping. Basically what mom and daughters do best. Just joking. I have no idea what they were doing together, but I do know that my lovely wife sought the advice of her mother. She was asking some questions about labour when she made slipped up and said something along the lines of; “I can’t wait for my bladder to break.” Her mom gracious corrected her mommy noobness and probably laughed a bit too. I heard about the story later that night and couldn’t wait to share it with the blogosphere. What a caring husband I am, I know.
There you have it pregnant ladies, go break your bladder. And when I say bladder I actually mean water.
Days away from being a real life DaddyNoob. Ah!!!!
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