Daddy Noob Vocabulary Exam; “Lingo every new dad is required to know.”
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As the DaddyNoob I am, these past few months of my wife being pregnant has opened my eyes to whole new language. The lingo of a preggo. I have put my foot in my mouth way too much, and asked my wife numerous times; “what is that?” From whispering to my wife; “what the heck is colostrum,” while in our prenatal class. To being baffled when she asked if we could buy an ExerSaucer. I had no idea what she meant. This has been a journey through foreign territory, and I hope this graphic will give insight to other daddy noobs learning the lingo of pregnancy.
So, I thought I would compile a list of a few words every dad needs to know before he enters the realm of fajahood. Enjoy, and share it.