Stuff My Pregnant Wife Says #4 “Hey Babe! I am doing three things at once; driving, talking and being pregnant.”
- It’s Friday again and that means its time for a new post of REAL conversations from my pregnant wife. Go here to read previous Stuff My Pregnant Wife Says post…
Alrighty. Two weeks back we were travelling back to my wife’s home town in Saskatchewan, Canada and she graciously offered to drive for a leg of the trip. Without hesitation, I took her up on that offer, as the trek was almost nine hours of driving. Pause. For your knowledge, it is hard for me to even admit that my pregnant wife drove. Argh! Too much man pride! Ha.
Anyway, shortly after she took the wheel, my decision of tagging out was rewarded with this uber random comment; “Hey Babe! I am doing three things at once; driving, talking and being pregnant.” This randomness came when I was working on my laptop and half paying attention to my surroundings. You know that feeling when you zone out and it only takes one phrase to bring you back to earth. This was one of the moments.
For a side note, if you have a spouse or a friend that seems to always zone you out. Do what I like to do and keep talking but throw something like; "and the aliens started sucking my brains out" right into the middle of a sentence. Usually this is random enough to grab their attention and open them to the reality that they weren’t listening to a word you were saying.
Back to the real story. I caught what my wife said right away. You could tell she was already trying to reel the words back in as if she never uttered them. I am sure I laughed for fifteen minutes after she said this. Of course I’m an incredibly sensitive husband and never teased her about this with my own parodies. Umm nope I did. She realized that this was going to go viral when I told her this is definitely going on my blog.
Good times. My pregnant wife is hilarious! For all of those expecting fathers let this be a lesson, when you think your wife is only doing one thing, add ‘being pregnant’ to the list.
Learning lesson for the DaddyNoob